Sunday, October 12, 2008

Old Random Bad Java Humor, or attempt at it.

\jm,

I bet your girl told you that you couldn't hang out with other girls instantiating code.

\aj
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\aj,

As long as I don't implement any other interfaces she usually doesn't throw an exception ;o)

\jm
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\jm,

hahahaha

I have no good reply right now, my stack is empty.

\aj
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return unnecessaryJavaJokesHelper( badJavaJoke, groanString );
// I'm using recursion, \jm...


\eg
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In all honesty, our relationship is going through a rough patch - but things have been better since we started going to a debugger.

\jm
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\jm

Just make sure you use a wrapper to catch your StackOverFlowException so that you don’t end up with a child.node

\er
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my badcompiler!

\aj
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\jm,

You should think of implementing swing, might spice things up...

\eg
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\jm

unless you have kick.leftNode && kick.rightNode, then you will not have any child.node

\aj
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\aj

But swing requires some 3rd party libraries.

\jm
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The problem with third party libraries is you don’t know what sorts of bugs you will get. Not unless they have been thoroughly tested.

\er
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\er,

That wrapper you mentioned should help!

\eg
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You all need to get your heads out of the queue

\aj
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\er,

You said it. No matter how hot her attributes are she might have picked up some nasty private methods from some other developer.

\jm
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\aj,


I think that our combined Java-humor is JUnitTesting eg/bi/er's patience.


\jm

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